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Aug. 11th, 2003

12:17 pm - Stomach Ache

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Date:August 13th, 2003 10:53 am (UTC)

Kiss me! Kiss me!

I used to throw up a lot as a kid. I internalized stress. (still do, now it just manifests itself as IBS and other fun stuff.

I'll remind you, just in case. The very last sensation you have before you yak is one of pure water-wetness in your mouth. That's pretty much when it just blows.

All I have to do to puke is think of my worst nightmare. **gulp**
here goes:

picture a 2-year old, full diapers... **hold breath** doing that mock-walk thing that 2-year olds do... raising it's little stubby arms with the shiny green, sticky fingers... **gulp** saying, "Kith me! Kith me!" with a huge snot bubble growing from it's nose...brb.
Thank god for towels and toothbrushes. I'm going to bed now.
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