Stomach Ache - The Life and Thoughts of Zach
Aug. 11th, 2003
12:17 pm - Stomach Ache
So last night I had a really upset stomach. While I was unable to sleep, hanging out in the bathroom, hoping something would happen to make it go away...I realized that I haven't actually thrown up since before high school. I don't have any real memory of what it is like right before you throw up. I sat in front of the toilet thinking it might "just happen" but it didn't. I think I've forgotten how to throw up. Luckily I feel better now, even having not thrown up.
I don't know if it was the alcoholic milk shake, the shot of whiskey, the muffins, the pizza, the singing, the water drank from a glass I later discovered was a little dirty, or what. It really sucked though.
Current Mood:
amused

Oh well. I survived, didn't puke, and feel fine now.
I can continue to pride myself on never having puked from alcohol. :)
You can barely taste the alcohol but one glass has like 3 shots worth of booze in it.
In those cases, I try to wait for it to happen naturally for as long as I can take it.
Then it's the ol' finger down the throat.
It's gross and horrific and the twice I've done it I've only done so after trying to deal with the agony for as long as I can.
Also, the times that I've been woozy and nauseated, but unable to throw up, have been after drinking on a relatively empty stomach. Don't know if that's a good data point for Zach or not.
Kiss me! Kiss me!
I'll remind you, just in case. The very last sensation you have before you yak is one of pure water-wetness in your mouth. That's pretty much when it just blows.
All I have to do to puke is think of my worst nightmare. **gulp**
here goes:
picture a 2-year old, full diapers... **hold breath** doing that mock-walk thing that 2-year olds do... raising it's little stubby arms with the shiny green, sticky fingers... **gulp** saying, "Kith me! Kith me!" with a huge snot bubble growing from it's nose...brb.
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Thank god for towels and toothbrushes. I'm going to bed now.