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Sep. 13th, 2005

11:53 am - Umpires

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Date:September 14th, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)

now I get to tell my umpire / judge joke!

So my professor told this joke to our class as an analogy to judicial decision making:

a baseball player asks three different umpires, "Ump, how do you tell which pitches are balls and which are strikes?"

The first umpire says, "Well, son, I just call 'em as I see em."

The second umpire says, "I guess I just call 'em as they are."

The third one squints, spits some tobacco and says,

"Kid - they ain't nothin till I call 'em."

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Date:September 14th, 2005 07:42 am (UTC)

Re: now I get to tell my umpire / judge joke!


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