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Aug. 7th, 2003

09:14 pm - Gallagher for Governor

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I swear we are living in The Onion for real now.

There are going to be nearly 400 people on the ballot for Governor in California, listed in random order. And whoever gets the most votes wins. So like someone could theoretically get 0.3% of the vote and be the next governor of California.

This is absolute madness.

I hope Gallagher wins. The system deserves it.

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From:bdar
Date:August 8th, 2003 06:05 am (UTC)
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I hope Gallagher at least raises enough money for a campaign spot.

Hi. I'm Gallagher. I'm running for Governor of this fair state.
[He produces a watermelon and a Sharpie marker. He proceeds to write upon the watermelon.]
This here is the fiscal crisis of California.
[He produces a mallet.]
This is what I'm going to do to the fiscal crisis of California.

You know what happens next.

At the inauguration ceremony, the first three rows get plastic sheets.
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From:juvenilia
Date:August 8th, 2003 08:06 am (UTC)
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ah-nold for gov-na.
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From:folkyboy
Date:August 8th, 2003 10:36 am (UTC)
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N-O
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From:juvenilia
Date:August 8th, 2003 10:57 am (UTC)
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oh come on!
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From:surrealmonk
Date:August 8th, 2003 10:44 am (UTC)

True politics

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Larry Flint for Governor... now THERE'S an inauguration party ya wish you had an invitation for...
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From:sophrosyne19
Date:August 8th, 2003 11:08 am (UTC)

Anyone but Angelyne.

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Everything would be pink. EVERYTHING.
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From:hwy61
Date:August 8th, 2003 08:02 pm (UTC)
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Don't forget about Gary Coleman is running, the "washed-up-child-actor-vote" is critical in California.
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