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God damned memetic obligations. - The Life and Thoughts of Zach

Jun. 24th, 2003

02:27 am - God damned memetic obligations.

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THE WHO'S:
Who are you anyway? a dreamer. a lover. an inspirer. an obsessive-compulsive histrionic narcissist.
Who on your friends list knows you the best? duck2ducks
Who on that damn list could you never, ever introduce to the folks back home? none that I can think of.
Who scares even you? Anyone with more than $1B in assets.
Who is your hero? Ursula LeGuin
Who was the last person you saw face to face? Daria before bed.
Who's the last person that you had a drink with? I'm pretty sure I haven't had a drink since the Humpty Dumpster show at desert_fox's house. I drank a lot with a lot of people at that party. The last shot I had was probably with Jay.

THE WHAT'S:
What's under your bed? posters waiting to be hung up.
What's that smell? I've been mineral deprived for a few months. What smell?
What was in that drink anyway? Ice and Chai.
What's the last substance you ingested? Skittles.
What's your worst vice? Live Journal
What's most likely in your VCR/DVD player right now? The Animatrix
What's in your pocket? I am not wearing any pants.
What's wrong with these kids today? Their parents don't teach them critical thinking skills with which to evaluate the barrage of media imagery that is more than any previous time in history targetted efficiently directly at them.

THE WHEN'S:
When's the last time you took a bath? It's been at least a year. I don't like our current tub very much.
When's the last time more than one person saw you naked at the same time? Hmm. I don't actually know who has been looking when I've been naked lately.
When's the last time you made a jackass out of yourself? When I decided to perpetuate this inane meme.
When's the best time to hit you up for cash? Right now before it gets reinvested.
When's the the worst time to break up with someone? The day after the wedding.
When's that mess gonna get cleaned up? When I quit my day job.
When's your ship gonna come in? August 15th
Where are your manners? Fuck manners, I'm a nice guy.
Where is the last place, other than your bed you passed out? The benches outside the McKinley foundation
Where were you the last time you busted your ass? November, 2002 - Bike vs. Car - Griggs and McCullough
Where do you keep the porn? On my computer.
Where can someone most likely see you without pants? In my bedroom. Out and about in grassy fields during major downpours. In the Alaskan wilderness. Around the house when no one is home. Pants are overrated.
Where did you put the Cool Whip? I don't.
Where are your pants anyway? all over my floor.

And finally...

THE WHY'S:
Why are there no dinosaurs in the Bible? That methuselah guy lived pretty damned long. I bet he was a dinosaur.
Why can't you spit into the wind? You can, you just have to face the consequences or duck real fast.
Why don't monkeys wear pants? Some monkeys wear pants. The cute ones.
Why is the floor sticky? Mullberries.
Why aren't you outside? Because I keep telling myself it's time for bed.
Why do they call them "polka dots"? Anything makes a good excuse to have Another Polka!
Why isn't there a 13th floor? Thats where the NSA offices are.

Current Mood: dorkydorky

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From:goytoy
Date:June 24th, 2003 06:07 am (UTC)

Some monkeys wear pants. The cute ones.

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Loved your whys. But I don't think I'd have teh energy to do this one.
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From:spillshercoffee
Date:June 24th, 2003 05:57 pm (UTC)

PAWP - People Against Wearing Pants

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Where can someone most likely see you without pants? In my bedroom. Out and about in grassy fields during major downpours. In the Alaskan wilderness. Around the house when no one is home. Pants are overrated.

Where are your pants anyway? all over my floor


We really need to come up with an Anti-Pants organization. The trend is spreading like wildfire!
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From:zarfmouse
Date:June 24th, 2003 08:13 pm (UTC)

Re: PAWP - People Against Wearing Pants

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I think they have those. They call them nudist camps. :)

I'd be down for it.
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From:mr_ducktape
Date:June 24th, 2003 10:10 pm (UTC)
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Your answer to "What's wrong with these kids today?" is the coolest ever.
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From:marezcharz
Date:June 26th, 2003 04:35 am (UTC)

Beg to differ

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When's the the worst time to break up with someone? The day after the wedding.

How about just after the newlyweds move completely into the house they bought together.
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I prefer men in skirts. No lie. Methinks it'd be more comfortable for men, anyway!
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From:zarfmouse
Date:June 26th, 2003 07:53 am (UTC)

Re: Beg to differ

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: "One of these days, I'll have enough balls to wear a skirt in the summer."

They do look comfy. And pretty too! Broomstick skirts particularly.

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From:marezcharz
Date:June 27th, 2003 02:38 am (UTC)

Re: Beg to differ

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What's stopping you???? A girlfriend of mine and I just adore men in skirts. One of my ex's wore really nice batiq cloth tied at the waist. Very sexy!

I love the kilts at the Renaissance Festival, too. I look forward to it every year!
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From:zarfmouse
Date:June 27th, 2003 07:59 am (UTC)

Re: Beg to differ

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Mainly logistics and inertia.

I RARELY (once or twice a year for about half an hour) go clothes shopping. When I do I go strictly to used clothes places. Last time I eyed the skirts rack but there was nothing to my liking that was near the right size (it was winter so there weren't too many skirts).

Also I ride my bike everywhere so once I got a skirt I wouldn't have much chance to wear it.

But I will do it. Along with getting a tattoo and shaving my head. They're all on the list. They just all aren't happening anytime soon because underneath it all I'm probably chickenshit.
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